Rain, UGGs, and my feet SUCK!

I enjoy walking outside and not getting pissed on by clouds.  I know today is March 1st, and I should be thankful that it's not snowing, but I HATE rain.  I hate walking outside in my fake UGG moccasins, squishing my way to my destination.  And I would just like to know who made UGGs a great idea for outdoor wear?  They are not made for anything more than stepping on a dry driveway to get the paper. But here I feel obligated to wear those little effers outside because it's culturally required.  Yet, I can't afford the real ones because I'm not 14 or on welfare....

Now I need a damn pedicure because this pissy weather ruined my feet. 

Who am I kidding?  My feet are rough enough to stick to the soft side of velcro.  I could sand the wood on my desk with my feet right now and the weather didn't have shit to do with it.  

I want the sun, a WARM breeze, and feet that don't require a belt sander to smooth out.